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Swordsmanship evaluation thread
« on: February 12, 2021, 04:15:45 pm »
This is for evaluation of sword/lightsaber/etc fighting in fiction. No current member of this forum is an experienced martial artist.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2022, 01:27:26 pm by Dutch »
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Hiccup vs Astrid
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2021, 04:21:26 pm »


Right off the bat, Astrid does a suicidal spin and Hiccup fails to take advantage of it. Then, they get into a blade lock, which lasts way too long, and then another. Hiccup somehow throws Astrid. She leaps into the air and misses him, and then they both start doing all kinds of crazy spinning and kicking, which makes no sense in a fight. Hiccup then does a cool and actually not inaccurate spinning kick to take Astrid down.

Also, from what I hear, that's not how you use an axe that big. You keep it moving to keep momentum, and you should use it paired with a shield.

Rating: 3/10
« Last Edit: August 20, 2022, 03:25:15 pm by Dutch »
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Ahsoka vs Maul
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2021, 04:40:25 pm »
[Gif no longer available; you can find the scene on YouTube.]

I found 6 mistakes:
Ahsoka does a suicide spin.
Maul fails to take advantage of the spin.
Maul does a suicide spin.
Ahsoka fails to take advantage of the spin.
The moves are too fancy and flashy. For example, Maul twirls his lightsaber behind his back.
Ahsoka fails to take advantage of the twirl.

Rating: 4/10
« Last Edit: May 14, 2022, 01:05:03 pm by Dutch »
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Duel on Mustafar
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2021, 06:10:14 pm »


 The combatants are standing too close together.
 Most of the blows don’t even come close to hitting the enemy.
 Both fighters are leaving their heads and legs open.
 Both fighters of course don’t take advantage of the gaps. At that range, if one of them thought to get in a blade lock, the other fighter would lose his arms or legs for sure. Yet they refuse to exploit this.
 There are numerous openings in the defense of both duelists.
 Those spins the fighters perform would be suicide in an actual fight, especially when they are standing two feet apart.

Rating: 4/10
« Last Edit: May 16, 2021, 10:17:23 pm by Dutch »
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Grievous vs Kenobi TCW
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2021, 07:14:29 pm »


Grievous (the robot-looking guy) is apparently aiming for Kenobi’s saber and electrostaff.
Grievous keeps leaving himself open.
Grievous keeps bringing all his sabers down in the same place.
Kenobi makes a suicidal leap over Grievous’ head.
Grievous fails to cut Kenobi in half as he makes the suicidal leap.
Kenobi gets kicked by Grievous and somehow flies about twelve feet.

Rating: 3/10
« Last Edit: May 16, 2021, 10:18:17 pm by Dutch »
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Windu vs Sidious
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2021, 04:02:33 pm »


What is the matter with Sidious? He keeps bouncing all over the place. Why?
Windu refuses to kill Sidious while he's in the air, with no way to protect himself.

However, I like Windu's style. He doesn't do many spins and other nonsense, and his motions look pretty realistic. Looks like me when I'm holding back.

Rating: 4/10

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« Last Edit: May 16, 2021, 10:18:06 pm by Dutch »
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Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul final showdown
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2021, 04:07:27 pm »


This it literally my favorite lightsaber duel. And my second favorite sword fight of all.

I don't see anything wrong with it. It's a masterpiece. A sword expert rated it at fifteen out of ten in (language warning).

And if you think the distance is off, remember that that's the point. Obi-Wan makes it look as if he's falling into Maul's trap by not retreating. That's what allows Maul to strike, and Obi-Wan to counter.

Rating: 9/10 at least, probably 10/10
« Last Edit: September 13, 2021, 11:11:55 pm by Dutch »
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Maul and Obi-Wan practice
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2021, 03:23:05 pm »


Maul does lots of fancy spins.
Kenobi is a “good sport” and doesn’t cut Maul in half.
Kenobi jumps over Maul’s blade despite the fact that he could’ve just stepped back a few inches, or done nothing at all—it doesn’t look like he was in danger of being hit anyway.

Rating: 4/10
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Dooku vs Obi-Wan AotC
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2021, 03:44:27 pm »

Dooku is aiming for Kenobi's lightsaber.
Kenobi barely attacks, even when to do so might win the fight.
Kenobi could have cut off Dooku's legs, but he didn't extend his arms nearly enough.

Rating: 5/10
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Yoda vs Sidious
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2021, 11:13:21 am »
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Both opponents are aiming for each other’s lightsabers.
Yoda’s jumping around is a useless waste of energy.
Yoda’s final parry is at an angle that gets him into a bind where he has the disadvantage.
Neither opponent tries to use the bind to their advantage.

Rating: 4/10
« Last Edit: May 16, 2021, 10:18:28 pm by Dutch »
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Ahsoka and Grievous
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2021, 11:49:03 am »


Poor bindwork. Why do they just shove each other? Also, Ahsoka doesn't defend herself properly, and Grievous doesn't seem to realize he has four lightsabers!

Rating: 5/10
« Last Edit: May 16, 2021, 10:18:39 pm by Dutch »
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Anakin vs Ventress: "Star Wars: Clone Wars"
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2021, 01:33:54 pm »


Anakin is striking wildly, with little concern for defense.
Ventress mostly uses only one lightsabre at a time, and when she uses them both she blocks with both at once, then pulls back instead of countering.

Rating: 5/10.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2021, 10:18:50 pm by Dutch »
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Anakin vs Dooku AotC
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2021, 01:37:22 pm »

That's not how you dual-wield. Anakin spins around suicidally, using one blade at a time.
Look carefully. If the fighters didn't block, they still wouldn't be hit, because they aren't aiming for each other.
The footwork is basically walking. It's not terrible, but it doesn't help.

Rating: 4/10
« Last Edit: May 16, 2021, 10:19:01 pm by Dutch »
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Duel on Mustafar initial attack
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2021, 08:43:09 pm »


Anakin doesn’t defend his legs well as he lands. A better gif of the jump can be found here.
Obi-Wan could take Anakin’s legs off if he dodged and countered.
Anakin does a spin. While it’s not horrible (it follows the momentum of his previous parry), it’s still not a good idea at all.
The distance is off. They should be more like five, six feet apart, not two. As a result their movements are hampered.
In the middle of the gif, their movements become flatter and more random. That's bad.

This part of the fight is actually not that bad. They're using actual guard positions and some real parries.

Rating: 6/10
« Last Edit: May 16, 2021, 10:25:31 pm by Dutch »
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The truth about Count Dooku's fighting style
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2021, 10:51:45 pm »
Commonly in VS debates the claim that Dooku is weak to strength-based attacks is brought up. This is supposedly because his lightsaber form, Makashi, is light and elegant and prefers to use one hand, making it physically weaker (inaccurate, but that's another story).


He no longer tried to block Skywalker's strikes but only to guide them slanting away; he could not meet Skywalker strength-to-strength—not only did the boy wield tremendous reserves of Force energy, but his sheer physical power was astonishing— And only then did Dooku understand that he'd been suckered. Skywalker's Shien ready-stance had been a ruse, as had his Ataro gymnastics; the boy was a Djem So stylist, and as fine a one as Dooku had ever seen. His own elegant Makashi simply did not generate the kinetic power to meet Djem So head-to-head.
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The source above is often used to show that Dooku is weak to strength based assaults. But all it says is that Dooku tries to meet Skywalker strength-to-strength, and he's not strong enough to succeed. But in a real fight, raw strength is not that important. You don't just block—you parry, which means also countering in some way. In the movie, Dooku can be seen to try to push through Skywalker's guard, but gets stomped because he's not as strong.


Here are some times Dooku statically blocks enemy blows, which is not normally a good idea.





When Dooku gets in a bind or blade lock, he tries to push, either to force their blade into them or to shove them away.

But that's not good bindwork. In a bind, you want to wind, strike, tackle, or disengage—basically either get out or attack. Not just push. He's relying too much on brute strength. More examples of Dooku's poor bindwork can be found here.


On occasion Dooku uses some not-so-horrible bindwork.

The problem here is that he's still just shoving. Then he uses an accurate but super-obvious slide attack, which Kenobi should've seen coming.

Here he redirects Ventress' shove. But he still doesn't do much with the bind.


Sometimes the Count deflects blows instead of statically blocking.

While this is certainly better than some of his other performances, he's still overly relying on force. It's not completely stupid because he's using Opress's motion against him; but his deflections consist of hitting his opponent's blade to guide it away. The second and third deflections are okay, though, as they are much more technical.



So Dooku isn't weak to raw strength because he's elegant. He's weak because he tries to muscle his way to victory.

A realistic discussion of why Makashi is weak against Djem So.
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